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The Replacements: Chapter 2Chapter 2

Mr. Potato Head waited on the production set of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for his new crew of actresses to arrive. He had shown up earlier to discuss the situation to the director personally. Standing beside him, tapping his foot impatiently, was the director himself, Jason Thiessen. Nervously, Mr. Thiessen managed to speak after hearing the new course of action.

"Mr. Potato Head, are you sure you can trust Derpy with this? I mean, she isn't the-"

Mr. Potato Head smiled. "Now now, Mr. Thiessen, there is nothing to worry about. I assure you Ms. Hooves has proven herself to me multiple times. She is plenty capable of doinThe Replacements: Chapter 2

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The Replacements: Chapter 1The Replacements
Written by ROBCakeran53
Edited by Cthuluigi

Chapter 1

A set of double doors slammed open, casting only a glimpse of light into the pitch black room. A man, skinny and frail, was shoved through the light, falling onto his chest in the darkness. He quickly sat up, looking back in time to see the last trace of fluorescent light disappear as the doors closed.

"Do you know why you are here, Mr. Bowing?" A deep voice boomed through the room's darkness; the man's body began to shiver, unsure where the menacing voice came from.

"Uh, I'm, uh, not sure sir," the man stuttered.

"According to my files, you are one of the men in chThe Replacements: Chapter 1

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 13Chapter 13

The entirety of Sweet Apple Acres sat peaceful amidst Luna's cool night. Not even the grasshoppers made their melodic tune; there was utter silence all around the farm. Inside the cozily warm farmhouse, the Apple family slept in pure bliss. Each of its occupants dreamed of what the next day would bring them, whether it be adventure, love, work, or more naps. Each one anxiously awaited the morning rooster call, so that they may wake from their slumbers to begin the day.

Inside one room, the orange mare Applejack slept like a log; she did not move, nor did she make a single snore as she laid curled under her sheets. A smile across MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 13in MLP: Divergent Days

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Dreaming with PoniesDreaming with Ponies
By ROBCakeran53
Edited by Foolonthehillz

Today was another calm and relaxing day for Twilight who, sitting on a park bench, watched as Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie ran around in a game of tag. Applejack and Rarity stood at the edge of a pond, bickering over something to do with their manes. Finally Twilight looked to her right, seeing Fluttershy on the bench beside her, looking down to the ground and lightly crying.

"Fluttershy? What's the matter?" Twilight asked softly.

Fluttershy tried to look more cheery, wiping her tears away. "Oh, n-nothing is wrong."

Twilight looked into Fluttershy's sorrowful eyes. Something aDreaming with Poniesin Random Stuff

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Preview: The ReplacementsThe Replacements
By ROBCakeran53

REMEMBER: EVERYTHING HERE IS NOT FINAL, AND IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS I CONTINUE THE FIC. THIS IS ROUGHLY THE FIRST 2,000 WORDS. A LITTLE MORE THAN I HOPED, BUT FOR YOU TO GET THE FULL FEEL OF THE STORY I FELT ALL OF THIS WAS NEEDED. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO ACTUALLY FINISHING THIS.

A set of double doors were hastily swung open as a skinny, frail man was shoved into darkness. He quickly sat up, looking back in time to see the last trace of florescent light disappear as the doors clicked closed.

"Do you know why you are here Mr. Bowing?" A deep voice asked in the dark, causing the man's boPreview: The Replacementsin Random Stuff

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A Horrible Self InsertionToday in Ponyville the streets were bustling with noise. It was market time, and so most of the town was out enjoying the sunny day. Suddenly, from the center of town, a bright light began to appear. All the ponies stared in aw as it grew in intensity, before it finally let out one last giant flash of light. When the crowd was able to look again, what they saw sitting on the street shocked and awed them all.

A horribly sun baked couch, now pink, sat on the cobble stone walkway with a scorch marks all around it's edges. Then, they all realized something else was on the couch. Something no pony had ever seen before. It sat in a manner that onlA Horrible Self Insertionin Random Stuff

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My Little DashieOk, don't worry yourselves everyone. This is not a drill. Due to Deviant Art's word cap, I realized a bunch of edits going into my story have not been getting updated. So, I made a Google Doc which you can follow here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NwdIJMALxxi6egHz832IuNIHy1J7JAqulJFoGeLM5tY/edit?hl=en_US or an actual hyperlinky thingy below in the description. I was gonna just delete this and re-post something about it, but with so many of you commenting I was just overcome by your words. So, I wanted to keep them so that I can remember you all! Thanks!

Also, for additional fan work (art, writings, etc) check out my favorite gallery caMy Little Dashiein Random Stuff

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 12Chapter 12

Applejack took her time in returning to the farm. She had no reason to rush, since she was confident that her brother would be able to handle the stand himself; he was responsible enough -- maybe even more responsible than she herself was. The other factor that kept her slowed down was the weight she was carrying on her back, plus the ice's excruciating cold. It raised goosebumps all along her legs, both fore and hind. Even so, Applejack pressed on, not allowing any of these factors to discourage her from her goal.

She sighed. It seemed like she was always fighting an ongoing test of both her mental and physical strength. Being aMLP: Divergent Days Ch. 12in MLP: Divergent Days

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 11Chapter 11

The next morning was a lot calmer for Kurt; he was able to sleep in until around eight in the morning, he had no little fillies to watch, and Applejack and her brother were off into town to sell their latest load of apples. That left just Kurt and his Blazer alone, like it had been for so long. With no ponies to bother him, this gave Kurt a good chance to get more work done. The previous day he managed to accomplish a lot, which really surprised him. The problem now was that the radiator to his Blazer was completely ruined. And Kurt was sure there was no NAPA auto parts store around, so there was nothing he could do about it.

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 10Chapter 10

"Children, I have an announcement!"

Amongst a crowded room, about four dozen children ran around in utter chaos as an older woman tried to gain their attention. Her thinning, curly brown hair was still damp from her weekly dyeing process; her wide, gold-rimmed glasses glistened from the protruding sunlight that shined in one of the few windows in the massive room. She frowned as the children ignored her and continued to go about their own business.

The children ran along aisles of bunkbeds that lined the walls. They were all different sizes and colors; some steel, others wood. The orphanage took whatever it could, it didn't mattMLP: Divergent Days Ch. 10in MLP: Divergent Days

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 9Chapter 9

Applejack, tired and sore from a long day of bucking, slowly trotted back to the farm house with a cart full of apples in tow. Typically she and Macintosh would call it a day around seven in the evening, but after lunch she had gotten started a little later than she would have liked. Now, quarter to nine, her body ached in ways she felt far too often for a young mare. After Applejack had joined her brother in the west field, Macintosh decided to leave and work on the north field; leaving her alone for the greater part of the day. Now, as Applejack neared the house, her suspicions from earlier were correct; Mac had finished before hMLP: Divergent Days Ch. 9in MLP: Divergent Days

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Luna's GiftLuna's Gift
by ROBCakeran53

"Lu-Lu..."

Princess Luna could hear a faint voice calling her name; a soothing tone, quiet and gentle like a mother would speak to her foal.

"Oh, Lu-Lu..."

It wasn't exactly calling her name, but her sister's pet name for the Moon Princess; the voice grew louder, as Luna began to stir. Princess Celestia was the only pony Luna would allow to call her such a childish name, so that could only mean it was one pony calling her from her peaceful sleep.

"Lu-Lu, I have a surprise for you..."

Luna turned around on her bed, facing away from the voice in an attempt to drift back into her slumber. She didn't know what tLuna's Giftin Random Stuff

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 8Chapter 8

Macintosh, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Spike all followed inside the barn after Twilight. From the unicorn's reaction they suspected to find Kurt in trouble, either with Applejack or his Blazer. Instead of finding a catastrophe, they found instead Kurt being measured up by Rarity.

"Oh Kurtsie, you don't hate us you silly po- I mean, human!" Pinkie cheerfully said, as she bounced towards Kurt; the basket magically staying on her back with no restraints holding it down.

Kurt braced himself, for some reason he expected the pink pony to bounce on him and hug him. Her very happy and exited nature seemed to just scream at Kurt to keeMLP: Divergent Days Ch. 8in MLP: Divergent Days

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 7Chapter 7

"God, if you exist on this world, please kill me."

There had only been two other times in Kurt's life that he wished god would strike him down with a lightning bolt, ending his pain and suffering. The first time was his first hangover at the age of 17; drinking a complete 24 pack of beer in less than an hour. The doctors said it was a miracle he was still breathing, let alone not brain damaged. The second time was when he bought a part for a customers car, which turned out not only to be stolen, but stolen from a museum! Everything got worked out, but he was wanted in three states because of that incident for quite some time (oddlMLP: Divergent Days Ch. 7in MLP: Divergent Days

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 6Chapter6

"So, there aren't such things as dragons, or manticores on your Earth?" Fluttershy asked.

All the ponies, and Kurt, were sitting in a circle outside the barn talking back and forth. Mostly the ponies had been asking Kurt questions ranging from life on his planet, to questions such as Fluttershy's about the wildlife; if they were as friendly there as they were here. Kurt had been answering them as simply as he could, and had not asked any questions of his own. It's not that this world wasn't interesting to him, its just he didn't much care at the moment. Right now, all he wanted to do was get back to Earth and forget all about this MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 6in MLP: Divergent Days

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 5Chapter 5

Surprising to Kurt, the porch roof was high enough for him to stand straight. With this world being run by ponies, he thought that the place would be, smaller, than this. And yet everything seemed to be sized for a creature of his size; all odd, but right now this thought settled in the back of his mind as he followed the small herd of ponies.

The five ponies, and Kurt, all walked out onto the dirt path. Along the walk, Kurt stretched himself out; that small bed was not too comfy for him. Not to mention the fall down the stairs; that too did not feel very good. As he followed the small group, he tried to recall all their names inMLP: Divergent Days Ch. 5in MLP: Divergent Days

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 4Chapter 4

The sound of galloping hooves was heard down the road to Sweet Apple Acres. Twilight, the pony galloping, struggled to keep up with Fluttershy who was flying overhead. Fluttershy insisted, but didn't force upon, that they hurried as fast as possible to reach the injured creature. Twilight was panting at this point, and in desperate need to rest she stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The farm house was within sight as the two mares saw Applejack on the porch waving her hoof, trying to gain their attentions.

Still struggling to keep her breath, Twilight looked up to Fluttershy, "Maybe this is serious after all."

"Oh dear, I MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 4in MLP: Divergent Days

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 3Chapter 3

With a sense of urgency in her step, or in the flap of her wings as it were, Dash pushed herself to find Applejack. With both the odd carriage and the prized apple tree looking to be in very bad shape, she knew she had to get some sort of help fast. The look on her face would tell you she was scared, but she was actually determined, as she felt it part of her loyalty to her good friend. It didn't feel right to brush this off like most strange things she would see happen. She hastily searched for the orange pony, looking in the most typical locations she should be. Off in the distance, near a large red barn, she spied the well knownMLP: Divergent Days Ch. 3in MLP: Divergent Days

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 2Chapter 2

Earth

Along a simple, two-lane road, both tall trees and uncut grass lie motionless, without a breeze to disturb them. From a distance, there was an anomaly approaching this otherwise calm section of pavement. With the haste and gusto of a rave party aboard a speeding locomotive, a blue SUV sped by the scenery. The once peaceful trees and grass were thrown around, being forced by the turbulence of the speeding vehicle. Clicking of the wheels on the vehicle were heard as it hit minor dips and bumps in the paved road. The music playing inside the vehicle was extremely loud, a normal person wouldn't even be able to hear themselves thMLP: Divergent Days Ch. 2in MLP: Divergent Days

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MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 1Chapter 1

The sun slowly rises on yet another glorious day in Equestria, just barely cresting over the distant horizon. The Princess of Equestria and controller of the sun, Celestia, has promised that today would be as bright as ever. The Pegasi ponies who manage the weather overhead promised it to be a clear sky as well. While most of Equestria is still in slumber, one particular place rises with the sun. More specifically, its residents. Along the outskirts of the small town of Ponyville resides a large farm that covers acres upon acres of land. The farm grows several different foods on its land, but one particular fruit is held in higher MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 1in MLP: Divergent Days

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~FromAroundTheCorner May 9, 2013 Student Writer

Sir or madam,
I thank you for creating My Little Dashie.
The depth and detail put into this story is quite amazing, from the grand beggining to the tear-shattering ending.
You have created a piece of art, my friend. A piece of art so magnificent, I find it hard to put into words.
Finally, I have been crying for thirty minutes straight. Not just over the story, but over other recent things, like losing my cat and grandma. You have broken my stone-cold shell and I have finally cried it all out.
Thank you, so much.
-FromAroundTheCorner

~omeggga Apr 26, 2013

OH MY GOD THIS VID!!! [link]

~ROBCakeran53 Apr 30, 2013

Oh yea, I remember that lol.

~crazyhammer Apr 10, 2013

you take all of my love....... my little dashie finish me..... sniff

*DetectiveRoboMonkey Mar 20, 2013 Student Writer

Would it trouble you too much to post My Little Dashie here on dA? Google is being a buttface and won't let me read it. Why, I have no idea.

~ROBCakeran53 Mar 20, 2013

Well the problem is it actually won't fit on dA, so if gdocs isn't workin' for ya try this: [link]

~omeggga Apr 15, 2013

does Dashie have any memory of him? Or are the memories dead for her?

~ROBCakeran53 Apr 23, 2013

That's up for you to decide.

~omeggga Apr 23, 2013

I hate it when people leave me hangin' like that (-_-)* On a completely unrelated topic though, PIE *Throws pie at your face*

~ROBCakeran53 Apr 26, 2013

Heh, sorry abou-

*smacked from the pie*

Oh IT.
IS.
ON.

*begins throwing pies at omegga*

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