VG Cats: Brotherly Love
Based from the VG Cats Comic Series.
By Alex Griffin
Picture it, if you will, the continent of North America, now lets focus a little bit, now we are on Canada, a little more...there we are, Toronto! This is where we will start our story of three mysterious felines by the names of Leo, Aeris, and Leo's older brother Alex (I know there isn't a "Alex" in the original VG Cats but I gotta make this my own story. And yes its MY name, but I couldn't think of a better one). Let us zoom in a little more on a small road heading out of town. Now look for a little golden car. See it yet? No? Well, then lets switch to side-view!
(You hear a "woosh" noise as you are jettisoned onto a sidewalk, keeping pace with a little golden car.) There, hows that? That is a little golden Volkswagen Beetle, happily driving down the street. Just imagine "Steamboat Willie" and you'll get the picture. The little car continues on its path, but where is it heading? Lets find out. ZOOM IN!
"AHH, WHAT THE HELL?" a orange and white feline shouts, trying to keep control of his little car."
Oops, sorry about that, pull back just a tad...there we go.
"...great, now I need a new window...thanks ass hole." The cat says, looking angerly at...er, us?
Any way, where were we? Oh yes, now where is this orange feline heading? Lets just watch and see...
The little Volkswagen pulls up a small apartment building, and parks parallel on the street. While getting out, he looks around, noticing his surroundings. The bright vibrant trees, the birds chirping happily as they fly amongst themselves. He then looks at the building in question, and pulls out an envelope. Its just a plain white card envelope, with some cat scratch on it. "To Alex Leonardo, 80150 Church Road, Hell, Michigan."
That is, of course, his address. Er, well was his address...
"Gee, thanks again there..." Alex seemingly looking in an odd direction says, looking even madder than before.
I said I was sorry...
"Just keep with the story, before we crumble this already unstable fourth wall and have to hire a new narrator." Alex says, still looking somewhere unknown, talking to himself like a fool.
"Ugg" Alex moans, rubbing his forehead with his thumb and index finger.
With a look of defeat and a small sigh, he looks at the top corner of the envelope. The Return address reads, "Leo Leonardo the 3rd, 1337 One-Up Street, Toronto, Ontario."
Again, looking up at the apartment building he sighs and walks toward the two story brick building. He enters the small lobby, where he immediately notices primitive looking doodles on the walls, drawn with what appears to be crayons.
"Well I know he's here, just which floor?" Alex says puzzled. The building appeared from the outside to be two stories from Alex's perspective, so having no idea where to look, he decides he'd just knock on every door until he is greeted by this Mr. Leo.
But who could this Leo Leonardo the 3rd be? Well it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out, since its the same last name as Alex here. So, while he looks, lets see how Leo is doing? ZOOM OUT!
"Jesus Christ, that had not have been my bug again!" Alex shouts, peering from the staircase he was about to climb.
"Damn it..." Alex sighs as he climbs the stairs.
Moving on, lets go right to Leo's apartment."Woosh" Ah, there's that little bugger. A fine grown Grey and white cat, looking to be in his mid 20's I'd say. Oh, and what is this? There is another cat with him. Pink in color, and is clearly female. Is this Leo's mate? Or just a friend? Let you be the judge. Now, lets just see what they are up to.
"DAMN IT!" The pink cat screams, sitting in a bean bag chair in front of a large T.V.
"I told you to look to your left Aeris." Leo says, preparing a near by pillow for a shield if something were to be- "THROMP"...thrown at him.
"Quiet Leo, I'm trying to concentrate and with you trying to give me advice I loose focus. Now just sit there and be good it will be your turn soon." Aeris says with out breaking focus from the T.V screen.
Leo, not being quick enough to use his pillow defense, sits on the couch with a Xbox 360 controller in his mouth. He carefully removes it from his mouth, setting it next to him, and continues to watch in anticipation for soon will be his turn. Just then, there is a knock at the door.
"Leo, get that would you? I'm busy here."
"Aw, ok." Leo stands up reluctantly to get the door.
"HA! HOWD YOU LIKE THAT? EAT IT!" Aeris shouts into her headset after apparently "pwnin" a "n00b".
Leo walks towards the door, trying not to get distracted by-
"OOOHHH, looky what I found! Gum on the floor, my favorite!"
Ahem? Trying not to get distracted!
"Oh, sorry." Leo says continuing to the door, throwing the gum in his mouth.
The door knocks again, this time sounding impatient.
"Hold on, I'm coming I'm coming" Leo says smirking at the dirty thoughts flowing through his head.
So cautiously, he opens the door to see who it could be.
"Me and Aeris weren't expecting any guests today" Leo thinks to himself. "I sure hope its someone for me!"
As he opened the door, he is greeted with something he hadn't seen in years.
"Hey there, there's my little brother!" Alex shouts, grabbing Leo in a bear hug swinging him back and forth.
Leo is shocked. His brother? How can this be? He hadn't seen him in over 10 years, when Alex moved out form their parents house to the United States with his girlfriend.
"What, you can't give your brother a hardy 'Hello'?" Alex says setting Leo back down on the ground.
Alex was quite larger than Leo, for a cat anyway. He had at least 3 inches on him, maybe more. But Leo's main concern now was-
"Why? How, when?"Leo says, unsure what else to say.
"Well its a long story, so mind if I come inside and sit for a while? I'm really exhausted from the drive here."
"Sure, I guess..." Leo says as he moves aside allowing Alex to walk in.
Alex walks into the kitchen, then he hears a loud scream coming from the living room.
"DAMN IT, COME ON! THAT SOO SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU!" Aeris screams, standing up in pure rage. Her eyes are glowing hot red now.
"Well now Leo, you didn't say anything about a Girlfriend in your last card." Alex says walking into the living room.
"Um, girlfriend? Card?" Leo looked puzzled, following behind Alex.
Alex walks into the living room to see a pink cat standing, holding her arms at her side, almost shaking. In one hand, a Xbox 360 controller, and the other a matching headset. One look at her and he instantly knew this feline. Pink and white fur, purple shirt with dark blue jeans, and noticeably pissed off.
"Aeris Cole, long time no see." Alex says, placing his hands at his hips.